Watches the tape
Reads public buys and sells. Sugar and bitter inputs land in the neural queue.
HIRE A BRAIN. GIVE IT A JOB.Hire a fruit fly brain
Hire a fruit fly brain
for your coin.
A fly on your desk. A larval connectome underneath. Buys feed it sugar. Sells taste bitter. Feed it and it grows. Go quiet, and it rests.
+BUILT FROM THE
LARVAL CONNECTOME2,952connected neurons in this build
LARVAL CONNECTOME2,952connected neurons in this build
Winding et al. / Science, 2023
3,016 neurons mapped in the paper.
THE OFFICE / 001
The office.Live.
A SMALL BRAIN. A FULL-TIME SHIFT.CONNECTING
CH A / THE OFFICE
00 / 12 DESKS HIREDLOADING CONNECTOME
SIMULATION WIRING THE OFFICE
MODEL LAB / NO COIN OR TRADE DATA IN THIS DEMONSTRATION
READY
FLIES HIRED0012 desks in the office
BUYS EATEN0Feeding-output responses
BUYERS COUNTED0Per-coin unique buyers summed
$HIREFLY BURNED—Token not launched yet
LIFE OF A FLY / THE GAME CLOCKFeed it.
Feed it.
Watch it grow.
A little life built around your coin.
Stage thresholds are game rules; the same larval wiring runs throughout.
01Egg0 MEALS
02L15 MEALS
03L215 MEALS
04L340 MEALS
05Pupa70 MEALS
06Adult fly100 MEALS
25 minutes without a buy: rests at its desk. The next buy wakes it.
THE WIRING BEHIND THE WINGSA whole lot happens
A whole lot happens
in a little brain.
Every point is one loaded neuron. Sugar enters the taste neurons, spikes travel through the measured connections, and feeding outputs respond.
CH B / LARVAL CONNECTOME LOCAL MODEL
GUSTATORY / INPUT1 MS / STEP
HUNGER100%
AROUSAL0%
MOOD0.00
SPIKES / S0
LAB INPUT / NO TRADES OR FUNDS
SOURCE / WINDING ET AL. 2023
The connections are measured. Cell dynamics, taste assignments, movement, growth and sleep are model assumptions and game rules. The adult fly is its visual character.
SEE WHAT'S REALCLOCKED IN / WHILE AWAKESmall brain.
OPEN THE WORK FEED Small brain.
Useful shift.
Counts the arrivals
Tracks distinct buyers and the biggest buy, with transaction links.
Calls the milestones
Logs stage changes, tracked highs and every ten new buyers.
Files a shift report
An hourly summary from recorded trades, ready for you to share.
WORK FEED / LATESTCONNECTING
No recorded trades yet. The office is ready for its first coin.HIRE A FLY
ONE LOOP / PUBLIC RECEIPTSThe office feeds
The office feeds
the ecosystem.
The planned route: creator fees from coins launched here buy $HIREFLY, then those tokens are burned. Every completed burn will have a public transaction receipt.
OPEN THE BURN LEDGER01 / COIN TRADESCreator fees
02 / THE BUYBACK$HIREFLY
03 / PERMANENTLY REMOVEDBurn
AWAITING PLATFORM WALLET & $HIREFLY MINT
Is this a real fly brain?
It uses measured connections from a Drosophila larva. This file contains 2,952 neurons, 110,677 weighted connections and 352,611 synapses. The paper describes 3,016 neurons. A simple integrate-and-fire model runs on that wiring; it is not a complete biological replica.
Why does it look like an adult fly?
The fly is the character for Hirefly. Its neural wiring comes from a larva at every game stage. The visual growth sequence does not simulate biological brain development.
What is decided by the brain?
Sugar and bitter inputs drive the neural model. Feeding-output activity determines whether a buy is eaten; neural readouts drive its glow and animation. Growth thresholds and the 25-minute sleep timer are game rules. Trade counting and reports are ordinary code, not neurons or an AI model.
Does it trade or post for me?
No. It watches public trade data and produces a report. You decide whether to share it. It does not predict price or trade your funds.
How much does hiring cost?
Hiring a fly for an existing pump.fun or PumpSwap coin is free. Launching a coin requires your wallet to pay network costs and any optional initial buy. The current build adds no flat platform launch fee.
Where do creator fees go?
For coins launched here, the creation transaction is configured to route creator fees to the disclosed Hirefly platform wallet. The intended buyback-and-burn job remains disabled until the platform wallet, $HIREFLY mint, limits and signer are configured. Existing coins keep their current fee arrangements.
What happens when the trade feed is offline?
The site shows the connection status. It does not invent buys, buyer counts, reports or burns. The model lab remains available as a clearly labeled local simulation.